For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

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krystalcoconut:

Some more bobs by request! Getting some minor characters and that’s really cool 8)

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cxnduits:

get to know me meme: [2/5] male characters

↳ bob belcher (bob’s burgers)

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Today I:

-Went paddle boarding
-Saw a lot of turtles
-Saw a heron
-Pet a cat named Silas
-Pet a dog named Wiggles
-Pet a dog named Teddy
-Shot a revolver
-Cried at the firing range
-Ate tacos

roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kayinnasaki:

Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising!

It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…

That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.

"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”

"Aha! We knew it!

Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”

"Wait, what?"

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historicaltimes:

"The Neck Brush", designed to clean children’s neck while they play

This kid does not like his neck brush

sesamestreet:

You should probably follow Cookie Monster on Twitter. 

http://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK

THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP

it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

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boyswanna-be-her:

uni-lift:

boyswanna-be-her:

Suburban exploration

You look like you’re 25 feet tall

I am, baby.